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Gee - Uncles Generation

2011-08-23T23:09:00.000+08:00

Enough with the new tech, gadgets, social media, and Girls Generation fads: http://youtu.be/bUE6Sng72j4

It's time for Uncles Generation! :D

Weed Card by Garfunkel and Oates (Official Video)

2011-05-06T17:51:00.000+08:00

Riki "Garfunkel" Lindhome and Kate "Oates" Micucci sing about the perils of obtaining medical marijuana in California.

Garf and Oates

Apple Store Dance - Check It Out

2011-05-06T17:49:00.000+08:00

Apple Store Dance - Check It Out

Charlie Sheen's Rant Animated

2011-03-13T01:35:00.001+08:00

The juiciest bits of Charlie Sheen's interview with Alex Jones performed by those CGI bears.

WINNING: Charlie Sheen's Winning Recipes

2011-03-12T19:15:00.012+08:00

Finally Charlie Sheen is cooking something other than 7-gram crack rocks.

Here's what you gotta need to make the perfect meal:
1. some warlock power
2. lots of smokes
3. some Charlie Sheen mind tools
4. and a Charlie Sheen cooking wand (not a spatula)

WINNING - Charlie Sheen

2011-03-12T18:44:00.001+08:00

Charlie Sheen answers the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything.

Duh? Winning.

Surfin' Yorke (Radiohead Lotus Flower dance)

2011-02-24T15:21:00.003+08:00

If you haven't seen the music video for the new Radiohead song "Lotus Flower" yet, you should watch it first before watching the following video.

The Numbers Behind Jersey Shore

2011-02-24T14:51:00.003+08:00

Whether you're a fan of their orange glow, slicked hair and balls-to-the-wall attitude, the kids from Jersey Shore are reaping the benefits.

Click image to enlarge.

The Numbers Behind Jersey Shore - Infographics

MTV

2011-02-22T15:35:00.000+08:00

My Perfect Valentine's Day

2011-02-22T15:29:00.000+08:00

Robocop Rap

2011-02-22T15:25:00.002+08:00

is just as awesome as Robocop.

Download the track here.
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Pedobear Sightings

2011-02-19T08:46:00.006+08:00

Pedobear is here to stay.

Iron Baby

2011-02-12T21:55:00.000+08:00

Beatlemania

2011-02-12T03:44:00.002+08:00

The Beatles. We Are Awesome!

Random Weekend Babes for 2/11/2011 (MODELS)

2011-02-12T01:40:00.005+08:00

Our babes this weekend are young models.. because.. we appreciate.. very self-confident women who knows how to display the ultimate in femininity.. and great photography? Whatever. Let's take a look at some absolutely stunning pieces of work (or some poses girls would love to do), shall we?

(Leave a comment below and tell us which of these models/poses you like best, mmm'kay?)

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Going green. (Model: Elizabeth Ashley)

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Model: Jade Bryce

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Jenny Dao

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kellybeee

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Nicole Burron

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I'd love to shoot something like this.

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Model: Julia Cruz

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Nari Prak

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Oh Kimberly!

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Sheridyn

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Model: Christy Cruz

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Wonderfully posed..

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Model: CeCeMallin

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In a word.. Stunning!

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Model: Mila Todorova Walker

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Heather Nicole Rose

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Heather Nicole Rose

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hot shot!

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Absolutely.

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Model: Marielle Jaffe

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Twins! Double the fun.

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Model: Brittney Leigh

- 25 -

Absolute knockout! (Model: Ursula M)

Who wants a "Part 2"?

Olivia Wilde Unshopped

2011-02-10T14:53:00.005+08:00

Olivia Wilde, without the Photoshop

2012 Phenomenon

2011-02-10T02:14:00.001+08:00

Forget the Mayans.
Sarah Palin 2012...
The Universe is done.

Fox Reality is no longer available

2011-02-10T01:48:00.002+08:00

I don't recall Fox ever having a grasp of reality!

2010 Super Bowl Commercial: Snack Attack Samurai

2011-02-09T20:27:00.001+08:00

Crash the Super Bowl 2010 Winner: Snack Attack Samurai

Who You Finna Try?

2011-02-09T16:02:00.000+08:00

I bet it ain't me!

TSA

2011-02-09T01:47:00.002+08:00

Skeptical

2011-02-09T01:42:00.000+08:00

Uh huh, Really, you don't say?

Catfushus sez...

2011-02-09T01:40:00.000+08:00

2011 Super Bowl Commercial: Torpedo Cooler

2011-02-08T20:17:00.001+08:00

Crash the Super Bowl finalist

2011 Super Bowl Commercial: Birthday Wish

2011-02-08T20:08:00.001+08:00

This one's for mommy.

Crash the Super Bowl finalist

2011 Super Bowl Commercial: Love Hurts

2011-02-08T20:05:00.002+08:00

Crash the Super Bowl finalist

2011 Super Bowl Commercial: Adam and Eve

2011-02-08T20:00:00.001+08:00

If only Adam had really done this, he would have really spared us a whole lot of trouble:

DORITOS - Adam & Eve - Crash the Super Bowl 2011 Finalist

2011 Super Bowl Commercial: The Best Part

2011-02-08T19:54:00.003+08:00

Best Part - Crash the Super Bowl 2011 Finalist

2011 Super Bowl Commercial: The Force

2011-02-08T14:16:00.002+08:00

Volkswagen Super Bowl Commercial: The Force

2011 Super Bowl Commercial: The Sauna

2011-02-08T14:16:00.000+08:00

The Sauna - 2011 Doritos Superbowl Commercial Ad

DECEMBER 2010 NURSING BOARD EXAM RESULTS

2011-02-07T20:55:00.000+08:00

DECEMBER 2010 Nurses Board Examination Results (PRC NLE Exam Results)
NURSE LICENSURE EXAMINATION
Roll of Successful Examinees in the NURSING LICENSURE EXAMINATION
December 19 & 20, 2010

Coming soon...

Once the December 2010 NLE Results become available, it will be published here. To be notified immediately, enter your email below.

Motorcycle: The Art and Science of Curves and Cornering

2011-02-07T16:07:00.003+08:00

The general rule about cornering at any speed is when in doubt, lean more. But DO NOT overdo it...

...especially if you are NOT on a motorcycle!

Sharts!

2011-02-07T02:09:00.000+08:00

Quick! Summon the royal guard. The queen has shi_t herself again.

Thor: I Will End This

2011-02-07T02:02:00.000+08:00

Beam her up Scotty!

2011-02-07T01:36:00.001+08:00

Sarah Palin has crashed and burned, again, as a pseudo historian/politician, displaying her ignorance of history. I think she's from another planet!

In Between Missions

2011-02-07T01:08:00.000+08:00

The troops gotta have somethin' to do in between missions... After all, they can't access WikiLeaks or several news sources any more...

Excuse Me

2011-02-06T16:30:00.000+08:00

Excuse me. I was looking at the water.

The Burping Girl

2011-02-06T16:27:00.000+08:00

Could this little girl be the missing daughter of this alien:

Badass Steven Seagull Snatches Doughnut

2011-02-06T16:16:00.000+08:00

This seagull got some ninja skills.

Cave man's first house burns to the ground

2011-02-06T03:45:00.002+08:00

The guy seems to be okay. At least he's keeping a positive attitude.

QWOP: The Most Difficult Game Ever Created

2011-02-06T03:34:00.000+08:00

This game is literally the stupidest game I've ever seen!

Mel Gibson phone call rant to Old Spice

2011-02-06T03:10:00.000+08:00

Mel Gibson calls the manly Old Spice guy.

Stupid Product: The SpeedFit

2011-02-03T10:31:00.001+08:00

SpeedFit. Because you like to run outdoors.

The Best Figure Skating Photo

2011-02-02T10:41:00.000+08:00

Moments like these that make the sport priceless.

Electric Facial Mask

2011-02-02T10:26:00.001+08:00

It's like doing sit-ups for your face...

Only, instead of doing something healthy you're electrocuting yourself while dressed as a serial killer. Stupid, ridiculous product.

Another Stupid Product: The Hawaii Chair

2011-02-02T01:29:00.000+08:00

If you are incredibly lazy and have a high nausea threshold this product is for you.

Stupid Product: Comfort Wipe

2011-02-02T01:26:00.001+08:00

...so you can wipe yourself without touching toilet paper. As they say in the ad, "Think about it, toilet paper is REALLY disgusting."

VCR into Cash!

2011-02-02T01:19:00.000+08:00

Chris Nolan: No Oscar Nod

2011-02-02T01:17:00.000+08:00

Inception

Teh First LOLCAT Ever (ca. 1870s)

2011-02-01T12:39:00.003+08:00

In teh history of lolcats, HappyCat is acknowlegde as the first. But Lolcats have existed since at least the 1870s, when British portrait photographer Harry Pointer created a photograph series featuring felines posed in various situations, to which he added amusing text intended to further enhance their appeal. It is unknown, though, if these first lolcats ever get cheezburgers for noms.

circa 1870s

circa 1905

photo: wikipedia.org

[First Ever Lolcat. Oldest Lolcat. Oldest ever Lolcat. First Lolcat Picture. No Cheeseburgers]

How To Get Chicks

2011-01-24T04:53:00.000+08:00

"This is how I get chicks... the easy pissy way."

The Strangest Goal Ever

2011-01-23T07:30:00.002+08:00

Coach (before game): ''....then you just run in front of him and let him shoot on you...''

Dead Spot on Hisense Arena -Australian Open 2011

2011-01-23T07:12:00.001+08:00

They had to delay the match slightly because of a crazy dead spot, the ball doesn't bounce at all. Obviously, there was a glitch in the Matrix.

Hilarious George Bush Bloopers

2011-01-23T07:09:00.000+08:00

George just wanted to be a sitcom star.

Top 10 funniest Health & Safety Pictures

2011-01-23T06:55:00.000+08:00

Some days we all do stupid things at work, but these pictures take the stupid to a whole new level.

Aw aw aaawwwww!!! Nye-hehehe!

2011-01-23T06:53:00.000+08:00

The Worst Case of Stage Fright Ever.

2011-01-23T06:48:00.000+08:00

This kid gets the worst case of stage fright ever. You gotta love him.

McDonald's Eat A Friend

2011-01-19T02:59:00.000+08:00

Popeye The Sailor

2011-01-19T00:18:00.000+08:00

I yam what I yam!

This is how they torture gay guys in japan

2011-01-16T16:59:00.000+08:00

This is how they torture gay guys in japan: unhooking bras.

ughhh...i wish i wasnt gay right now.

Whatever the F--k this is

2011-01-16T16:51:00.000+08:00

The man predicting the apocalypse needs his privacy. For all his world ruining. And public porn viewing.

Cute Baby Says NO

2011-01-06T19:26:00.001+08:00

Buddha says NO a lot, too.

SELF-POTATO (What does it mean?)

2011-01-06T17:54:00.011+08:00

Self-potato... is the newest word in the English language. See its definitions below.

Self-potato –noun. -- 1. The act of self-indulgently answering a question with an obviously wrong answer (because you really don't know the answer) for the sake of answering the question. 2. An obviously wrong answer.
Other definition: Self-potato may also mean a potato on auto-pilot.

How To Backflip off Bed and Turn on the TV

2011-01-02T17:41:00.001+08:00

..or how to Microsoft Kinect in your room.

Hot Spanish Reporter vs. the Camera Man

2011-01-01T19:11:00.001+08:00

She suffered massive internal bleeding and died.. Just kidding! :D

Santa Falls From Roof

2010-12-27T17:36:00.002+08:00

I am a drunk Santa who decides to make an entrance by jumping off my garage roof on to my old Chevy suburban...

Dancing Man Falls Off Treadmill

2010-12-21T16:29:00.001+08:00

When the Holidays put you in the mood to dance, don't do it around the treadmill.

The Beatles' Lord Of The Rings Film

2010-12-20T03:45:00.000+08:00

Oh The Humanity, Rudolph!

2010-12-15T15:45:00.000+08:00

Rudolf the red-nosed reindeer... dies in a tragic accident.

Hugh Laurie's song for America

2010-12-13T01:27:00.000+08:00

Hugh Laurie performs a spoof comedy tribute song for the American people. Brilliant video from ground breaking classic sketch comedy show 'A Bit of Fry and Laurie' starring Hugh Laurie and Stephen Fry.

Trampoline Wall

2010-12-12T23:07:00.002+08:00

You will definitely like this.

Gary Neal Low Fives Nobody

2010-12-07T16:22:00.001+08:00

Gary Neal low-fives the air after technical free throw...

Drunk Santa Caught on Surveillance Cam!

2010-11-29T00:47:00.001+08:00

Looks like kids will be getting no presents from Santa this Christmas.

No Parking. U-turn only

2010-11-28T00:19:00.002+08:00

Awesome Helicopter Pilot

2010-11-28T00:01:00.002+08:00

So this is how Germans cut the grass. Insane!

Plane uses Boomerangs to fly

2010-11-27T23:46:00.002+08:00

So this is how propellers of an airplane work: they deploy hundreds of boomerangs.

The Merengue Dancing Dog

2010-11-25T23:27:00.000+08:00

Dancing Dog Doing The Merengue. Smartest dog ever!

Box Beats Everything

2010-11-23T07:17:00.000+08:00

PLEASE TELL ME HIS GODSONS’ NAME IS TEDDY.

The Ulitmate Drunk People Compilation Video Ever!

2010-11-23T00:55:00.002+08:00

How the heck can you get so drunk without passing out?!

Stroboscopic Effect

2010-11-21T23:45:00.000+08:00

I knew that helicopters were just using loud speakers to make noise.

The poor economy is hitting some people particularly hard this season

2010-11-21T07:04:00.000+08:00

People with Bad Credit are Driving Everywhere!

2010-11-21T01:54:00.002+08:00

Thanks to this gynecologist from Cuba. He can haz cars. He can haz motorcycles. Awesome!

Freedomize!

Public Service Announcement: Talking to Your Kids About Star Wars

2010-11-21T01:14:00.001+08:00

Have an open and healthy conversation with your child. Because they need to know.

Keyboard Cat REINCARNATED!

2010-11-20T08:31:00.001+08:00

There’s a new Keyboard Cat in town! Let's celebrate with some cat-paw-drummin!

People Are Awesome

2010-11-20T05:12:00.001+08:00

People Are Awesome: A compilation of awesome people doing incredible things.

Miami HEAT Dancers Ashley F. and Odaymis - Weekend Babes for 11/20/2010

2010-11-20T03:08:00.052+08:00

The Miami HEAT Dancers set the industry standard in terms of sizzle! They're dynamic, well spoken, and talented. These girls are The Most Popular Dance Team in the NBA 2006-2009. We can't feature all the girls here (maybe next time) so we chose two of your favorite hot and awesome HEAT Dancers for our babes for this weekend: Ashley F. and Odaymis! It's a double double rainbow all the way!

ASHLEY F.

Name: Ashley F.
Birthday: August 21st
Nickname(s): A*FLO
Hometown: Southwest Ranches, FL
Occupation: Student, Dancer, Model, Actress
Alma mater: Florida Atlantic University
Years: 6 yrs on the squad

More Ashley F. Info:

Aside from dancing, my ideal job would be: A famous personality on T.V. and film!
Complete this sentence "10 years ago I was ...": Taking jazz, hip hop, tap, ballet, point, lyrical, and gymnastics lessons 5 days a week and loving every minute of it!
Do you have any nicknames?: A*FLO
During the off season I . . . : Travel, focus on self-improvement and spend quality time with my loved ones
If you looked in my trunk you would find: My HEAT bag, a pair of heels, gym clothes, school books and abused golf clubs!
If you were a superhero what would your super power be: The ability to heal
In five years I see myself . . . : Successfully secure in my profession and enjoying life to its fullest with someone I love
Most memorable moment as a HEAT Dancer? 2006 Championship & being a part of the 4-Peat NBA’s Most Popular Dance Team!
My advice to young dancers: Practice makes perfect only if your practice is perfect!
My dance icon is: Janet Jackson
My friends would say my best quality is: My loyalty
Name something you would only do once in your lifetime: Make a lifetime commitment
Occupation: Student, Dancer, Model, Actress
People would never believe that I accomplished . . . : As much as I have at such a young age
Quote to live by: "Limitations live only in our minds. But if we use our imaginations, our possibilities become limitless"
What are your hobbies?: Traveling, working out, running, soccer, golf, dancing, and of course, watching NBA games!
What book are you reading now?: Secrets of a Jewish Mother
What is your alma mater? (college): Florida Atlantic University
What is your background/nationality?: Cuban/ Puerto Rican
What is your biggest pet peeve?: People who refuse to think outside the box!
What is your dream vacation?: A month on the Island of Ibiza with family and friends
What is your favorite food?: Sushi
What is your favorite holiday?: New Years Eve! “Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end"
What is your favorite movie?: "Say hello to my little friend!" Scarface
What is your favorite song?: Unthinkable by Alicia Keys
What is your favorite type of music?: Hip Hop / R&B/ House
What place would you like to visit?: Provence, France
What's your guilty pleasure?: Carvel Ice Cream Cake
Who is your hero?: My mommy!
An interesting fact no one really knows about me: I won a nationwide search for the woman with the best legs in America! I was named the national winner of the Venus Breeze "Legs of a Goddess" Contest along with Celebrity Legs of a Goddess winner Rihanna!
One thing I can't live without: My family
Why did you choose to be a Miami HEAT Dancer?: I wanted the opportunity to perform with a team of talented, beautiful, and highly respected professional dancers who represent my favorite basketball team, The Miami HEAT!
Professional dance experience: Ashanti World Tour, Diva Concert South Africa, MTV Video Music Awards, Premio Lo Nuestro, Premios Juventud, Reebok Jukari "Fit to Fly", NBA All Star Game, NBA All Star Celebrity Game

Ashley F. Photo Gallery

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Here's a clip of the HEAT Dancer Poster Photoshoot in the beautiful island of Barbados, featuring Ashley F.

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ODAYMIS

Name: Odaymis
Birthday: November 17
Nickname(s): Ody
Hometown: Miami, FL
Occupation: Business Development Manager
Alma mater: Florida International University
Years: 3rd year on the squad

More Odaymis Info

Aside from dancing, my ideal job would be: Sports Broadcaster
Complete this sentence "10 years ago I was ...": Dancing all day every day!
During the off season I . . . : Travel & workout.
If you looked in my trunk you would find: HEAT Dancer posters, textbooks and shoes.
If you were a superhero what would your super power be: Reading minds.
In five years I see myself . . . : Traveling the world!
My advice to young dancers: There is always room for improvement!
My dance icon is: Sofiane Sylve
My friends would say my best quality is: I love to laugh!
Name something you would only do once in your lifetime: Hot Air Balloon Ride
Occupation: Business Development Manager
People would never believe that I accomplished . . . : A black belt in Tae Kwon Do
Quote to live by: The most important things in life aren't things.
What are your hobbies?: Reading and working out.
What book are you reading now?: Jeffrey Gitomer's Little Black Book of Connections
What is your alma mater? (college): Florida International University
What is your background/nationality?: Cuban
What is your biggest pet peeve?: Liars
What is your dream vacation?: Bora Bora
What is your favorite food?: Sushi
What is your favorite holiday?: Christmas
What is your favorite movie?: P.S. I Love You
What is your favorite song?: There are too many to list.
What is your favorite type of music?: I love all types of music!
What place would you like to visit?: Greece
What's your guilty pleasure?: Wine
Who is your hero?: My Mom
Why did you choose to be a Miami HEAT Dancer?: I knew it would be an amazing experience!
An interesting fact no one really knows about me: I danced ballet for 14 years.
Most memorable moment as a HEAT Dancer?: There are too many to list!
One thing I can't live without: My Blackberry

Odaymis Photo Gallery

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That's all, folks! Happy weekend!

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Massive Meat Log

2010-11-20T01:59:00.000+08:00

This cute girl handles the epic meat stick like a pro!

Emma Watson, Why Are You So Hot All of a Sudden?!

2010-11-20T00:23:00.000+08:00

Hmm.. must be the pixie hair...

Emma Watson, new haircut, pixie, Harry Potter

There's a horse in that car!

2010-11-19T21:26:00.001+08:00

This is how you can add an extra horsepower to your car.

There's a horse in that car!

Caption This Pic Friday - 11/19

2010-11-19T11:30:00.002+08:00

Kid Rocks to Bob Marley

2010-11-18T21:23:00.000+08:00

Only one thing can calm this baby down.

Baby Bob Marley

Dawn of the Drunks

2010-11-18T21:16:00.000+08:00

Don't drink and wear yellow socks. It's dangerous.

Carl Sagan is Agent Smith

2010-11-16T18:30:00.000+08:00

Ever wondered if scientist Carl Sagan and Agent Smith from The Matrix might be the same person somehow?

My horse is amazing

2010-11-15T15:28:00.001+08:00

Caption This Pic Monday - 11/15

2010-11-15T11:28:00.001+08:00

Best New Football Trick: Walking Man

2010-11-13T02:16:00.000+08:00

All you have to do is ask. And you shall pass through...

Caption This Pic Friday - 11/12

2010-11-12T11:20:00.001+08:00

Friday the 12th

2010-11-12T00:49:00.003+08:00

Horror movie: Friday the 13th

Ted Bear vs. Wild

2010-11-11T13:51:00.016+08:00

Seasoned adventurer Ted Bear teaches you how to survive, against all odds, as he comes face to face with the grueling task of navigating remote locations, sharing invaluable survival.

Cyanide & Happiness - Ted Bear

Drunken Mad Hatter

2010-11-10T11:12:00.001+08:00

The Mad Hatter shouldn't be playing beer pong with the Hangover gang.