Showing posts with label Funny Sms Quotes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny Sms Quotes. Show all posts

I'll be a friend...

Texter: Maja (number withheld)
I'll be a friend who will always be at your side.. but.. if one day you haven't found me, trust me babalikan kita.. May gwapo lang akong nakita.. susundan ko muna! hehe.. :D

Teach a man to fish...

Texter: Pauline (+639183133156)
Give a man a fish and you help him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you help him for a lifetime. Kaya... Pasalowd me, and u can make me happy! hehehe