Text Message: *	FRENCH LESSON ashes- a vou balloon- lo vou car- re vou cough- u vou drug- sha vou goodbye- ba vou hazy- mala vou naked- hu vou pipe- tu vou cute- a cou (joke lang po... hehehe) ; )
Texter: *	BhEa
Cellphone No.	639166708054
Country/Location	Philippines

Text Message: *	fog must than mo see who one tea knee gas son the hill sea in die who bought who bad. bull bull knee in die eye money peace english ba talaga 2?
Texter: *	jundie
Cellphone No.	639297502357
Country/Location	alabat, quezon

Text Message: *	GIRL: Hubad mo na bra ko. BOY: Yan hubad na. GIRL: Hubad mo na rin panty ko. BOY: Yan hubad na rin. GIRL: Sa susunod huwag na huwag mong gagamitin ang mga damit ko, bakla ka!!
Texter: *	rex
Cellphone No.	639165411620
Country/Location	phillipnes

Ang toothbrush ni yaya

Text Message: *	TITSER: Pedro, ano ang tawag dito? (pointing to the "s_x organ" ng lalaki na naka-drowing sa blackboard). PEDRO: Mam, meron po dadi ko niyan! Pag MALIIT po, ginagamit niya sa pag-ihi.....Pag MALAKI naman po, ginagamit na TOOTHBRUSH ni yaya !
Texter: *	cresent_jade
Cellphone No.	639082271131
Country/Location	manila, philippines

I wrote your name in the sky...

I wrote your name in the sky but the wind blew it away.
I wrote your name in the sand but the water washed it away. I wrote your name every where!
Hinuli ako ng pulis!

Texter: Ome, Philippines

 

I sent an angel to watch over you last night while you were sleeping.
She went back to me and said ang cute mo raw.
Sinampal ko nga.
Mali ang binantayan.

Texter: skie, Philippines

 

Kiss on the hand - I adore you.
Kiss on the cheek - I just want to be friends.
Kiss on the chin - You are cute!
Kiss on the neck - I want you.
Kiss on the lips - I love you.
Kiss on the ears - Let's have some fun.
Kiss anywhere else - You're the best.

Texter: rg, Philippines

I'll be a friend...

Texter: Maja (number withheld)

I'll be a friend who will always be at your side.. but.. if one day you haven't found me, trust me babalikan kita.. May gwapo lang akong nakita.. susundan ko muna! hehe.. :D