Tex Unlimited

I only have S__ on days that begin with T: Thanksgiving. Tuesday. Thursday. Today. Tomorrow. Thaturday. Thunday... Tevery day!

You will be THE MAN...

Today its cool to have small cars and small computers. Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too. Then you my friend will be THE MAN!!!

Friendship is like peeing in your pants.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. everyone can see it but only u can feel its true warmth. thank u 4 being the pee in my pants. :D

Love is a sensation....

Luv is a sensation dat is caused by temptation. A boy puts his location in a girls destination. Do u get my explanation or do u want demonstration?!

X-Ray Mobile Phone now released!

So you’re ready to enter the 21st century and you want so much to have the latest cool-looking mobile phone so you can tirelessly flaunt to impress the ladies.

Well, I hope you're ready for this. The dream phone of all those FHM and MAXIM readers has eventually arrived.

The new 5005X is here!



I bet you can't wait to have one, huh.

Any comment?...

Manny Coon Gives A Commencement Speech

Congratulations to all graduates! Here's for you and especially for those who stood up their Alma Mater.

The Secret of Easter - Part 2

Watch Part 1 here: The Secret of Easter - Part 1 South Park - The Hare Club For Men (Part 2)

Salawikain

"Better LATE than PREGNANT." "Pag may tiyaga... goodluck!" "Aanhin mo pa ang damo, kabayo ka ba?..." "Ang batang masipag, paglaki katulong." "Ang hindi marunong magmahal sa sariling wika ay lumaki sa ibang bansa." "Ang taong nagigipit.. sa bumbay kumakapit." "Ang hindi marunong magmahal sa sariling wika.. sanggol pa lang." "Kung maiksi ang kumot... ..twalya yata yan p're!"

Kris Aquino and James Yap. Menthol Lovers!

Kris and James (Photo respectfully stolen from pep.ph)

All is fair in love:

Kung may PHILIP si KRIS,
may HOPE naman si JAMES.

Both menthol.
Cooool! :p

A Toy and a Leaf

A toy..



A leaf..



a toy..
a leaf..


a toy
a leafin mo katit hindi batid..
aaminin to mintan ato'y manhid..

by Tyamrock! :p