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if ur blood could save me

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 if ur blood could save me i'd ask for 1 drop if ur breath could save me i'd ask for 1 air but if ur tears would sve me i'd rather die, than to see u cry...
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nicnac
Cellphone No. 639229950444
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philippines

The Chinese Eye test

If you cannot decipher anything from the image below, try to see it with eyes half closed.
can't touch this
Tsk. Tsk. Tsk.

X-Ray Mobile Phone now released!

So you’re ready to enter the 21st century and you want so much to have the latest cool-looking mobile phone so you can tirelessly flaunt to impress the ladies.

Well, I hope you're ready for this. The dream phone of all those FHM and MAXIM readers has eventually arrived.

The new 5005X is here!

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I bet you can't wait to have one, huh.

Any comment?...