Amo And The Boy

BOY - hayop ka ginawa mo kong tautauhan sa sakahan. pero sahod ko indi umakyat! kung mamatay ako cnong magpapakain ng pamilya ko, ikaw? AMO - inglesin mo pra tumaas sahod mo! BOY - animal you! man - man me in the farm, my salary did not climb! if I die, who will eat my famil,. you?? - +639092890778, Philippines

Yah!.. May Tama Ka!..

sbi nla, bt daw lgi aqng msya, sbi nla wla dw aqng prlema.. sbi ko nmn.. "mrami aqng prblema.. mganda lng tlga q kya d hlata!".. - someone, Philippines ang twag sa naggawa ng tubo, TUBERO... sa kumkuha ng basura, BASURERO.. ang mhilig sa gmik, GIMIKERO.. sa mraming ba2e, BABAERO.. eh! kpag lgi nsa KAnto?.. TAMBAY poh! wag masydong mgicip.=p - someone, Philippines

Mga Adddikkk!....

"sayo lang umiikot ang buhay ko" may nakapagsabi nba sayo yan? pwes! Adik Un! anu ka...? SoLar SysTem?! my goodness!.. -09289765028, Philippines Let youR day be a day to move on, dream on, carry on, bihon, canton, mamon, litson, basta may on lyf goes on! Hehehe! -09289765028, Philippines

Aha! Aha! Aha!..

aLcoHol SolVes nO probleM neitHer doEz miLk perO bUti p anG alak liBre kUng mInsaN! eH anG miLk? mEron n b ngTrit ng miLk? At sBi tara Tol dEdE Tau! :) -someone, Philippines Man: God how long is a milion yrs 2 u? God: a second. Man: hw much is $1M 2 u? God: a cEnt. Man: caN i borow a cent? God: wait a secOnd. -someone, Philippines

I opened the door to your heart

I opened the door to your heart and saw that it was full.. I couldn't enter anymore so I closed the door and stayed outside thinking.. "sa heart kayo lahat, d2 ako sa lungs, mahangin pa!" :D