Text Message: *	FRENCH LESSON ashes- a vou balloon- lo vou car- re vou cough- u vou drug- sha vou goodbye- ba vou hazy- mala vou naked- hu vou pipe- tu vou cute- a cou (joke lang po... hehehe) ; )
Texter: *	BhEa
Cellphone No.	639166708054
Country/Location	Philippines

Text Message: *	GIRL: Hubad mo na bra ko. BOY: Yan hubad na. GIRL: Hubad mo na rin panty ko. BOY: Yan hubad na rin. GIRL: Sa susunod huwag na huwag mong gagamitin ang mga damit ko, bakla ka!!
Texter: *	rex
Cellphone No.	639165411620
Country/Location	phillipnes

Text Message: *	fog must than mo see who one tea knee gas son the hill sea in die who bought who bad. bull bull knee in die eye money peace english ba talaga 2?
Texter: *	jundie
Cellphone No.	639297502357
Country/Location	alabat, quezon

Text Message: *	ayon sa banal na aklat SAN MARCOS Kapitolo Kuatro Kantos BEERckulo Tuba Hanggang redhorse "ang tao pag di makasunod sa daan" "LASING"
Texter: *	morres
Cellphone No.	639294383414
Country/Location	TAcloban

Text Message: *	Anak: ma! may white hairs na u pla? Mama: oo anak & ur d reason. every stupdity ng anak puputi ang every hair ng ina. Anak: ah! kya pla puti lahat ng buhok ni lola.
Texter: *	maia
Cellphone No.
Country/Location	cebu

Text Message: *	a gay in a army TRAINING commander: hey you soldier attention! gay: sir yes sir commander: all soldier take off your clothes gay: ay! judy ann ka mg.ing2 sir..unsa ni "EAT ALL YOU CAN"
Texter: *	xavier
Cellphone No.	639187421315
Country/Location	philippines

Text Message: *	we cnt avoid getting hurt, But we cn stop our hurts frm hurting us.. 4 all ur pains... BIOGESIC. Pwdeng inumin khit wlang laman ang tiyan.... hehehe!
Texter: *	daniel
Cellphone No.	639193711335
Country/Location	philippines

Text Message: *	GIRL: Hubad mo na bra ko. BOY: Yan hubad na. GIRL: Hubad mo na rin panty ko. BOY: Yan hubad na rin. GIRL: Sa susunod huwag na huwag mong gagamitin ang mga damit ko, bakla ka!!
Texter: *	rex
Cellphone No.	639165411620
Country/Location	phillipnes

Ang toothbrush ni yaya

Text Message: *	TITSER: Pedro, ano ang tawag dito? (pointing to the "s_x organ" ng lalaki na naka-drowing sa blackboard). PEDRO: Mam, meron po dadi ko niyan! Pag MALIIT po, ginagamit niya sa pag-ihi.....Pag MALAKI naman po, ginagamit na TOOTHBRUSH ni yaya !
Texter: *	cresent_jade
Cellphone No.	639082271131
Country/Location	manila, philippines

Text Message: *	sbi ne AdreW E. "kuN gx2 monG lumigya ang iuNg buhAy hmnap k ng pngit at ibgiN moNg 2nay" eh pg gnun aNg ggawN ng lHat cn0 n mgmAmHL skN? unFair!^^
Texter: *	nelie mae
Cellphone No.	09192523498
Country/Location	davao city

Text Message: *	Reporter: Manny, anong bill ang gagawin mo kapag congressman ka na??? Manny: Anong bill??yung tomotonog pagkatapos ng bawat round sa bukseng???
Texter: *	evan
Cellphone No.	09187128491
Country/Location	philippines

Wrong U eh!

Isang pinoy napropos sa sa Pinay n mnmhal.. upng mapasgot ang grl, pnaghandaan ang sa2bhn.. Boy:"Wil u b my weding?" Girl:hahaha! Boy:"wats lafing??" Girl:"wRong Gramming!" -09289765028, Philippines

I wrote your name in the sky...

I wrote your name in the sky but the wind blew it away.
I wrote your name in the sand but the water washed it away. I wrote your name every where!
Hinuli ako ng pulis!

Texter: Ome, Philippines

 

I sent an angel to watch over you last night while you were sleeping.
She went back to me and said ang cute mo raw.
Sinampal ko nga.
Mali ang binantayan.

Texter: skie, Philippines

 

Kiss on the hand - I adore you.
Kiss on the cheek - I just want to be friends.
Kiss on the chin - You are cute!
Kiss on the neck - I want you.
Kiss on the lips - I love you.
Kiss on the ears - Let's have some fun.
Kiss anywhere else - You're the best.

Texter: rg, Philippines

Fat guy...

Texter: Anne (639092890778)

Doc told to fat guy: From now on ang pwede mo lang kainin eh mga lumalangoy. One week later hinanap ni Doc si fat guy... Maid: Nasa pool ho. Tinuturuan lumangoy yung baboy! :D

I opened the door to your heart

I opened the door to your heart and saw that it was full.. I couldn't enter anymore so I closed the door and stayed outside thinking.. "sa heart kayo lahat, d2 ako sa lungs, mahangin pa!" :D

Teach a man to fish...

Texter: Pauline (+639183133156)

Give a man a fish and you help him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you help him for a lifetime. Kaya... Pasalowd me, and u can make me happy! hehehe