The Greatest Man on the Internet

Literally, all this guy does is look at the camera with a little pedo-smile. This is how every porn movie starts. Watch.

You're... My Friend

Text Message:

You're...
My Friend,
my companion,
through good times and bad
my friend, my buddy,
through happy and sad,
beside me you stand,
beside me you walk,
you're there to listen,
you're there to talk,
with happiness, with smiles,
with pain and tears,
I know you'll be there,
throughout the years!

Texter: deji

Cellphone No.
2348074324625

Country/Location: lagos,Nigeria

Text Message: *	luv ur eyes I luv ur smile.i cherish ur ways I adore ur style. Wot can I say?ur 1of a kind & ur alwayz on ma mind!
Texter: *	Obeng
Cellphone No.	233271207535
Country/Location	Ghana

Text Message: *	Smile when in leisure. Smile when in pain. Smile when troubles pour like rain. Smile when someone hurt your feelings, coz you know, smiling always starts the healing
Texter: *	owolabi
Cellphone No.	2348060713732
Country/Location	nigeria