McBealism

From Ally McBeal  

We're not only wired to want what we can't have, but we're also wired to want what we really don't want.  

You only die once!  

When guys are persistent, it's romantic, they make movies about that. If it's a woman, then they cast Glenn Close. 
 
Law and love are the same - romantic in concept but the actual practice can give you a yeast infection.
 
I like being a mess. It's who I am.