Swallowed Condom

A tired doctor was awakened by a phone call in the middle of the night.

"Please, you have to come right over," pleaded the distraught young mother, "My child has swallowed a condom."


The physician dressed quickly, but before he could get out the door, the phone rang again.


"You don't have to come over after all," the woman said with a sigh of relief, "My husband just found another one."